• Me: "Hello, what's all this in aid of?"
  • Cold, sheepish-looking folks behind huge table of cupcakes: "We're um Christian Union, we're um giving out cake."
  • "Ooh! So the cake is FREE?"
  • "Yes, Christian Union. Did you see our tent on campus?"
  • "I did. Hard to miss. Free cake?"
  • "We're doing things like this all over campus, to talk to students."
  • "So you're handing out free cakes to benighted heathens?"
  • "Well-"
  • (NOM)
  • "I wouldn't put it in QUITE those words-"
  • (NOM)
  • "But yes,"
  • (NOM)
  • "free cake."
  • "Must dash, cheers for the cake! Big ups to God, yo."